THE legend Moses “Bambo” Chunga never disappoints with his sound bites. Here are just 10 of some of the juiciest quotes from Bambo. Enjoy …
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“Only a fool would consider taking the post of Dynamos coach given the chaos related to the structures at the club right now.” – March 2010, after being linked with the DeMbare job
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“I don’t want to be treated like trash. I am not asking for favours from anyone and that includes you (the media). I deserve respect; if you go to South Africa they have respect for their legends.” – March 2010, after a fall out with Gunners
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“I wish I was a fortune teller, I will not make any promises before Sunday’s game.” – November 2010, before his Caps United face Dynamos
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“I like criticism because when I apply some of the advice that I get the credit always comes back to me”. – November 2010
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“I have lost respect for Chuchu, I have worked with hypocrites but none worse than this one. Who is he to judge myself and my players?” After Elvis Chiweshe alleges that Caps United threw a match to give an advantage to title-chasing Motor Action
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“I will never be an assistant to anyone. I am not an assistant coach and I will never be. Never! I repeat, Moses Chunga will never be an assistant to anyone.” – February 2011 when he was linked to the vacant national team assistant coach post
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“Coaches are at the epicentre of everything but regardless of failure or success they are fired time and again. Used condoms are better treated than Zimbabwean coaches.” – March 2011
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“Jongwe is a backstabber and he is not ashamed of his actions. He thinks through his stomach. I don’t have a problem with Jongwe the person, I have a problem with what he does, the evil in him.” – In July 2011 after losing his Caps United job to Maxwell Takaendesa Jongwe
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“We were our own enemies; we gave them goals they should not have scored. But at least nobody died.” – After his Gunners were humbled 3-1 by Dynamos
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“As long as Chitima is not in the technical team, Mangezi will play and I have included him in my final 18.” – September 2012 after Gunners owner Cuthbert Chitima says he has suspended midfielder Tapiwa Mangezi